Folks say the darnedest things

This something I wrote awhile ago and just found in my draft folder it might not be considered safe for work because of the language, so you are warned
I was telling Al about a conversation I had last night and she said
“you need to start writing some of this stuff down. Why do people feel compelled to tell you some of these things?”
I don’t have an answer as to why folks find it easy to tell me stuff, but some of the things I hear are great! So, last night’s conversation…
I was getting off my train that was 40 minutes late and walking to my truck. A local police officer that I have talked to in passing a few times pulls up next to me in his truck and rolls down the window.
Police Officer (PO): Evening.
Me: Evening, how’s it going tonight?
PO: Long and slow…
Me: Sounds like the train I just got off.
PO: Ha! Yeah, I cruised through the lot earlier and saw some woman blowin’ a guy at the end of the lot. I pulled on and just parked.
Me: Really? {slighty perplexed why this topic has come up}
PO: Yep. I just sat here and waited. She got out of one car and went to hers. I ran the plates and they came back to her and her husband. I am willing to bet that wasn’t her husband’s dick that was just in her mouth. Anyway, careful driving home, the leaves are slick.
Me: Ok, thanks. Have a great night.
PO: Yeah, you too. If I don’t see you, have a great Thanksgiving.
Me: Thanks. {wave to officer, get in my truck and think WTF was that?}